We all like the tongue twister: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But really, how much? a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. which would be about 700 pounds in the course of digging a burrow, Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day, Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds, and bout 5.72 fluid liters of wood!
And this all depends on how good his dentures are!
So having said that, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
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