1. Cracker jacks. (Lots)
2. Imagination
3. Boots
4. The ability to breath fire (Optional)
5. I can count to five 
Weird (adjective) – Someone more interesting than you are.
A moment of insanity
I hate coffee.
Cat got your tong? No, the tong monster did.
Orange juice is not orange, In any case it would be casual amber.
Knock, Knock, go away I’m blogging!
I like the letter h because it looks like a chair, unless it a caplet H, then it looks like a one step latter.
Something makes something better? No, something makes itself the same.
I like to talk to me self, really? so do I.
I am now going to anounce that this is the end of the post. This is the end of the post. The end
What if ice creams licked you back
I’m a victory junkie, I away’s win – even when I don’t win. I win. In the case of me not wining, it could lead to a global plague. Buts its ok, we will go back in time and make sure I win. but make sure you don’t change anything. you seen back to the future. But if you are going to change something, make sure they invent a food that goes with your mood. Oh, and tell future me to buy the first bear, the last one was to mean, and make sure he gets more goats to, bear gets hungry.
And don’t go back to fair, you will get lost in the time, just like you get lost in my eyes. My eyes are little TVs playing your Favorite TV show. *wink* *wink* oh, I changed the Chanel.
I know your new to this but time traveling is a peace of cake (insert bad pun here) and besides, its fun. (insert follow up pun here)
We’re being very polite. Usually we’d be arguing, or rather, having a ‘heated discussion’ by now. wait, you have not said anything? Cat got your tong? No the tong monster did! Oh you, stop it. Ok. Are you talking to yourself? yes, and so I am. Your bad at that. – me
P.S. I know you like how my blog posts and titles make no sense because if they did it wouldn’t be funny. Toaster.
A note to winter
Dear winter:
I like you. And the other day you told me you liked me too. I know you can’t speak – but its nice to pretend. I remember the first time I met you, pondering the fire place and the glowing red fire in it as it wormed my skin, asking myself what reason there might be for it to be so cold. But there you where, right outside my window, I’d seen you around before – most days you where the reason I got sick or my hair got all frizzy, but I sill love you. You made me a better person. And I love that thing you do that lets me see my breath. I decided to take a more critical look at my surroundings, my situations, my conversations. I allowed my true self to come out. I take more time to write because of you – you also help me remember how much I love to eat soup and that felling I get when it worms the back of my throat. And after not seeing you for a wail, you give me that overlapping felling of calmness and you remind me of why I missed you so much, Its not about the look, its about the movement the pacing. You help me slow down and learn to love life, I never realized it before – but you do so much for me. Thank you winter, I’m glad your back.
Destroying normal
Because, everyone has there own insignificant, speculation of “Normal” which make’s there to be on such thing as normal, so to say “your not normal” or “you are normal” is an artificial statement that can not be backed up by any facts whatsoever. So to make a statement like that is booth faulty and wrong. And makes you look like a foolish person and is a pathetic example of a desperate act.
John/Jane Q
Dear people.
Perhaps it’s just me and my strange group of friends, but there seems to be a permanent state of unintelligent’s surrounding me. With that being said, there are two things you need to do. One: Get a job. Two: pull up your pants. I’m serious.
Nevertheless, I’m going to have insist that you do these immediately. If you can’t do these two things then we no longer need to share a planet and I would like you to get your things and leave.
thank you for your time. sincerely, Annoyed person.
-end
